Carbon Addiction

Another week in pro cycling. Another two doping scandals. Guilty or otherwise, it’s all becoming a blur, don’t you think? Like old wallpaper, it’s there. But you barely pay any attention to it as you’ve seen it all before. So from now on, whenever another doper is outed (and of course there will be more) I shall refrain from mentioning it and instead simply publish another remarkably boring piece of wallpaper. Here are two delightfully dull entrants for this week’s inductees. Enjoy. Or not.