Okay, so Assos gear is never cheap. We know that. But US$519 for a pair of bib shorts? I’m sure the quality is sky high and my bollocks will appreciate the patented “KuKu Penthouse” after a long morning in the saddle, but come on guys…at that price I can’t afford to ‘sponsor myself’ as your ads suggest. Oh, and while on the subject of Assos, am I the only one on the planet who thinks that guy in their magazine ads looks like a total cock?!!!