O cable tie, o cable tie
Thou ever-present friend of IHolding Garmin sensors snug in place
While I ride and climb and train and raceKeeping brake and Di2 cables neat
So I cruise untangled along road and streetYour cost and space demands may be low
Compared to other gear on which money I blow
But your usefulness ascends higher than the Mortirolo snowAnd lest we forget on a bright Spring day
Your most ingenious task … keeping magpies at bay.