Saw a TV ad yesterday that sure caught my attention. Not because it was a good, mind you (it was rubbish). More because of its tagline: “Doping for your hair.” A little online snopping revealed an even better twist for Alpecin, curiously marketed as caffeine shampoo. One of the Brand’s spokespeople is none other than confessed doper, Jan Ullrich. A total coincidence according to the company’s MD. Yeah yeah.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/feb/10/cyclist-jan-ullrich-doping-hair
Carbon Addiction 
Coffee shampoo followed by a coffee enema and a double cap may just be the secret to a good ride…..
I think i’ll wait for EPO shampoo. If you’re gonna cheat, may as well do it properly..
I’m sure a Spanish doctor somewhere is working on it right now…