After years of searching and scouring every grimy corner of the internet I have finally found it: the perfect cycling publicity shot.
I’m not sure what’s more impressive. The mullet? The truck backdrop? The top tube? The vacant gaze? Or the rather suggestively-placed bidon? Awesome.
Carbon Addiction 
I’ve always wondered about the bidon. Surely,as a name – water bottle would do?
Also, it reminds me of a guy in my spin class, who never gets above 10th on the leaderboard.
Blame the French mate.
I am glad for the bike designs of today. Oh and the hair styles or the fact that we wear helmets to disguise them!